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"A culture of service..."
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Hardy's
Micro~Bytes
June
2009
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Mason doesn't know zilch...but he makes the best coffee in
the lab!
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CRITERION
mylar envelopes
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All of Hardy's CRITERION dehydrated culture media is
available in mylar envelopes that are pre-measured to make two liters of
media (about 100 plates)
We have done the weighing for you! The mylar envelopes are economical and
prevent waste when small batches are desired.
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to view complete product listing and
brochure.
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here
to get more information and a price quote.
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Influenza A/H1N1
"Swine Flu"
Hardy offers many products for the transport and control of
Influenza.
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to view a listing.
Viral Transports
Hardy's CVM Transport Kit is ideal for sending out influenza virus
specimens. This product has FDA 510(k) clearance and has been thoroughly
tested to maintain the viability of viruses, chlamydia, mycoplasma, and
ureaplasma. One of the kits available comes with a nylon flocked swab for
nasopharyngeal specimen collection (Cat. no. R96KNP).
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to find out more about Hardy's
transports.
Click
here
if you wish to discuss our transports with a Hardy
representative.
Click here
for the CDC recommendations for specimen
collection and transport.
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Delay senility...Exercise your mind!
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Procrastinators Unite!
...Tomorrow
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Hard
work often pays off over time...but laziness always pays off now.
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Procrastinators
are the future leaders of America.
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I'll
stop procrastinating...just you wait!
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The
future is that time when you wish you did what you are not doing
now.
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I
will never put off tomorrow, what I can forget about forever.
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Never
put off until tomorrow that which you can put off until the day
after tomorrow.
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Only
Robinson Crusoe had everything done by Friday.
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If
it weren't for the last minute, I wouldn't get anything done.
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What
do sheep count when they can't get to sleep?
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When
you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
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How
come wrong numbers are never busy?
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Foot in Mouth Disease
Quotes they
wish you would forget...
"
'Gone with the Wind
' is going to be the biggest flop in
Hollywood history. I'm glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling flat on
his face and not Gary Cooper."
- Gary Cooper
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What's your share
of the US debt?
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...but be prepared for a shock!
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You probably utilize his work every day!
What did this Swedish botanist do that had a lasting
effect on microbiology?
Also find out the proper way to name microorganisms.
click here
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Stop Opening the Door!
With Hardy's Exact-Temp you never have to open the door
to check the temp!
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Probe
in plastic bottle stays inside, the digital display stays outside!
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No
hazardous mercury
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There
is nothing to break
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No
more squinting to read the thermometer!
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Refrigerator,
freezer, incubator, and ambient
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Thermometer
traceable to N.I.S.T. with certificate
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Min/Max
temperature memory
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Audible
min/max alarm settings
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Nine
foot sensor cable
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Choose
between Celsius and Farenheit
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Range:
-50º to 70ºC (-58º to 158ºF)
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Accuracies
up to ±0.5ºC for precise measurements
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Powered
by one AAA battery (included)
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to find out how Exact-Temp will make
your life easier!
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to ask for more information.
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Microgen Listeria
Now you have a better choice!
A
simplified 24 hour test for Listeria. No equipment needed. AOAC
approved.
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for more info.
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for the catalog listing.
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here
if you need more information.
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Look
at the corners and it moves!
Look at the center and it
stops!
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"Believe half of what you see and none of what you
hear."
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Wisdom to ponder...
1879
~ 1935
American
Cowboy Humorist
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"An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just
found out."
"An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable
invented to make them laugh."
"Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying
for."
"Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a
rock."
"Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you
just sit there."
"I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in
the places they do today."
"Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your
parrot to the town gossip."
"Nothing you can't spell will ever work."
"The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about
them."
"There ought to be one day-- just one-- when there is open season
on senators."
"There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole
government working for you."
"The income tax has made more liars out of the American people
than golf has."
"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody
Else."
"I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the
facts."
"Communism is like prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't
work."
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You can find more of Leigh Rubin's cartoon humor by
clicking here
for a daily Rubes cartoon.
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Located right next to the
"Lay Down and Relax Funeral Parlor".
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Rolling over in the grave...
"I sincerely believe that banking establishments are
more dangerous than standing armies; and the principle of spending
money to be paid by posterity under the name of funding, is but
swindling futurity on a large scale."
--Thomas Jefferson
The Third President of the United States
1743 ~ 1846
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